Someone please hide my porn.
Seriously.
OK, apparently now that I work from home, I have way too much time on my hands (no pun intended) to think of really strange shit. Of course, this came from watching an episode of "Storage Wars". (Hey, daytime tv is fascinating!)
Anyway, it's this show where people bid on storage lockers that people stopped paying on. But they don't know really what is in there when they bid. But they apparently always find porn and other assorted adult themed items. So it got me thinking.
I'm single. I live alone. And if I died, my mother would find my porn. And adult themed items.
So please have mercy on me. Break into my house and take the porn. I can't have my mothers last thoughts of me be "WHAT THE HELL???"
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