My True Love

Apparently found me on Facebook today. Well, at least according to the message I received:

Hello sweetie.....
I am James Ans**** by name, well I got trapped when I was going through your profile and I was looking at your pic's over and over. Believe me you are the kind of person i would like to know more about and i won't mind if we could know each other better, so Let's try exchange some words and see if we might have anything in common.
I believe you and I are here for a purpose, so let’s see if we can make it happen. I am really interested in knowing and meeting you because I am carried away by your sweet looks and I bet you are an angel. Please write me back so we could keep on talking and see what we could make out of this ok.
About me, I am one simple man, down to earth, outgoing, a man who enjoys good things and good life, I love happiness and the last, one woman one man and am in search of a true love and a woman to make mine and build family together with.
I hope to read from you.
Have a wonderful day and God bless,
James.


This cracks me up for a few reasons:

• He was "trapped in my pictures" My pictures are all on lock down to anyone that I'm not friends with.
• We're both on FB for a purpose. Yup...Mine is to talk to my friends, and generally waste time.
• He's carried away by my sweet looks and he knows I'm an angel... My profile picture is currently me sticking my tongue out...
  

What is wrong with people? I guess my true love and I are destined to never be together. Might as well get a few more cats!