It's the simple things

I panicked a few weeks ago when I heard that Hostess filed bankruptcy. At first it was mild panic. I really don't eat all that many Twinkies. But that soon changed to major panic when I realized that Hostess also equals Wonderbread. Honestly, what kind of world would this be without it?? I expressed my panic to J about the potential loss, and now he officially thinks I've lost my mind. This prompted the following conversation.

Me- " I don't know if I want to live in a world without Wonderbread. It seems so lonely"
J- "This is honestly what is stressing you out?"
Me- "How can I ever eat a PB & J without Wonderbread??? Or a grilled cheese sandwich?"
J-" Are you five??"

Of course this got me a little pissy because, well, I'm quitting smoking. And everything makes me a little pissy. I told him that he needs to appreciate the simpler things in life. Like PB & J on Wonderbread. Or a Rootbeer float. Cuddling with a kitten on a cold, snowy New England day. Sleeping until noon JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN.

I think I sold him on the rootbeer float, but I don't know if he's buying the rest. I still maintain that the world would be a cold and lonely place without a PB & J on Wonderbread.